Quote #19

Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose- to make people laugh.

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  4. I don't drink water. Fish poop in it.
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  6. (singing) I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.
  7. Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
  8. Hangman: 'Have you any last wish?' WC: 'Yes, I'd like to see Paris before I die . . . Philadelphia will do.' (from My Little Chickadee)

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