25 Hygiene Quotes

Roughly speaking, the more one pays for food, the more sweat and spittle one is obliged to eat with it. ... Dirtiness is inherent in hotels and restaurants, because sound food is sacrificed to punctuality and smartness... The only food at the Hotel X which was ever prepared cleanly was the staff's.

'...your underwear is clean in case you should be hit by a taxicab and have to be undressed by strangers.'

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Water! Of all liquids on Earth, the only one chosen for scrubbin' and flushin'. The liquid they rinse baby's nappies in, the fluid that floods the gutters o' this cloud-squeezer town; a single drop o' water discolors a glass of Irish, and you, false friend, are wantin' me to pour this abrasive substance into me defenseless body!

I don't drink water. Fish poop in it.

She quarreled with the nanny and accused her of brushing Misha's teeth sideways rather than up and down.

A gross but deflated old man, of cringing manners, inarticulate in speech and with the hygiene habits of a pig, and could not conceive how a man so utterly devoid of self respect could ever have been selected as a personal physician by anyone who had even a limited possibility of choice.

Leonard Washington : [tells to Ashy Larry] What you need is some chapstick and a set of trousers

I was walking through the park... plucking out nose hairs. Oh, those sleeping winos HATE that.

Throwing salt over the shoulder is likely to give the impression that the man who throws the salt has dandruff.

Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath.

Let it be observed, that slovenliness is no part of religion; that neither this, nor any text of Scripture, condemns neatness of apparel. Certainly this is a duty, not a sin. Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

When you take a bath, you are civilized, when you don't take a bath, you are cultured.

Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.

Jeeves lugged my purple socks out of the drawer as if he were a vegetarian fishing a caterpillar out of his salad.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants.