Leonard Washington : [tells to Ashy Larry] What you need is some chapstick and a set of trousers

Leonard Washington : [after Grits 'n' Gravy rolls three sevens in a row] Boy, you are the goddamn devil.

Leonard Washington : Your mother ain't shit

Leonard Washington : First of all, I think y'better watch your tone son. I'm Leonard Washington. I don't get butt naked for nobody.

You look like you're ready for bed!

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

I was cleaning out my closet and I found this old bathing suit I'd made out of sponges. I remember when I wore it to the pool. Then I left, and no one could go…