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Leonard Washington : Your mother ain't shit
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Leonard Washington : [tells to Ashy Larry] What you need is some chapstick and a set of trousers
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Leonard Washington : My name's Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None Of Your Goddamn Business.
Samuel L. Jackson: YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!
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