Dave Chappelle Quotes on War

9 quotes

  1. You crazy, Joe Rogan!

  2. [while stomping dirty shoes on a suede couch] Fuck yo couch nigga'! Buy another one you rich muthafucka! Fuck yo' couch nigga! Fuck yo' couch! Darknesses, darknesses!

  3. 'Get outta my face nigga! Im making juice!'

  4. What's this? Mr. Franklin's lonely. What's this 'sorry daddy?' Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch? I'm gonna have to get out of this car and choke a bitch!

  5. That's cuz she ain't ever gonna know, bitch!

  6. Black Bush: Oil? Oil? Who said anything about oil, Bitch you cooking? (tosses the water) RUN!!

  7. Prince : How about you and your friends, versus me...and the Revolution.

  8. Leonard Washington : Your mother ain't shit

  9. Samuel L. Jackson: YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

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