More from Dave Chappelle

  1. Peanut-Butter and Crack sandwich!
  2. Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?!
  3. Shazaam!
  4. I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know...I smoke rocks!
  5. (Talking to Cornrow Wallace in his prison cell) It's called crack! It's great! And it's so simple to make! All you need is some cocaine and…
  6. Red Balls! It gives me wiiings!
  7. Mmmm Mmmm...You know Joe Rogan, this isn't the first time I've tasted penis, I've had several. In my line of work, you taste penises all th…
  8. Ya'll tell anybody and I'll kill you!

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