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Peanut-Butter and Crack sandwich!

— Dave Chappelle

More from Dave Chappelle

  1. Shazaam!
  2. You crazy, Joe Rogan!
  3. (Talking to Cornrow Wallace in his prison cell) It's called crack! It's great! And it's so simple to make! All you need is some cocaine and…
  4. Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?!
  5. Red Balls! It gives me wiiings!
  6. I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know...I smoke rocks!
  7. Ya'll tell anybody and I'll kill you!
  8. You! Do you know what dog food tastes like? Do ya? It tastes just like it smells...delicious!

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Topics in this quote

  • food
  • drugs
  • dark
  • dark humor

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