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Shazaam!

— Dave Chappelle

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  1. (Talking to Cornrow Wallace in his prison cell) It's called crack! It's great! And it's so simple to make! All you need is some cocaine and…
  2. Peanut-Butter and Crack sandwich!
  3. Red Balls! It gives me wiiings!
  4. You crazy, Joe Rogan!
  5. Ya'll tell anybody and I'll kill you!
  6. Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?!
  7. You! Do you know what dog food tastes like? Do ya? It tastes just like it smells...delicious!
  8. I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know...I smoke rocks!

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