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Red Balls! It gives me wiiings!

— Dave Chappelle

More from Dave Chappelle

  1. Ya'll tell anybody and I'll kill you!
  2. (Talking to Cornrow Wallace in his prison cell) It's called crack! It's great! And it's so simple to make! All you need is some cocaine and…
  3. You! Do you know what dog food tastes like? Do ya? It tastes just like it smells...delicious!
  4. Shazaam!
  5. (Discussing the first time he used acid) Bugs Bunny and Scooby Doo and all my favourite cartoon heroes came to my room and ate cookies with…
  6. Peanut-Butter and Crack sandwich!
  7. Let me show you how I go to the bathroom. (Proceeds to take a dump in the classroom rubbish bin).
  8. You crazy, Joe Rogan!

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  • addiction
  • drugs
  • escape
  • high

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