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Ya'll tell anybody and I'll kill you!

— Dave Chappelle

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  1. You! Do you know what dog food tastes like? Do ya? It tastes just like it smells...delicious!
  2. Red Balls! It gives me wiiings!
  3. (Discussing the first time he used acid) Bugs Bunny and Scooby Doo and all my favourite cartoon heroes came to my room and ate cookies with…
  4. (Talking to Cornrow Wallace in his prison cell) It's called crack! It's great! And it's so simple to make! All you need is some cocaine and…
  5. Let me show you how I go to the bathroom. (Proceeds to take a dump in the classroom rubbish bin).
  6. Shazaam!
  7. Look at that magic marker. What, you think that's some kind of crayon?! Take the cap off, sniff it, and get high!
  8. Peanut-Butter and Crack sandwich!

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Topics in this quote

  • humor
  • privacy
  • secret
  • secrets
  • threat

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