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6 Dave Chappelle Quotes on Addiction

Dave Chappelle quotes on addiction

  1. Kids...you're lookin at a dead man. I should not be in front of you today. Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life.'...'Me and my friends would go home every day afer school and smoke marijuana. Can you kids say marijuana?

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  2. Tyrone: And kids, that was the first time I ever sucked a dick for crack , but not the last. Teacher: Thank you for that lovely and very graphic story... Tyrone: You're welcome teacha bitch! Uh, could I get cash for this? I got some errands to run and I don't think I'mma make to the bank.

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  3. Red Balls! It gives me wiiings!

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  4. (Talking to Cornrow Wallace in his prison cell) It's called crack! It's great! And it's so simple to make! All you need is some cocaine and some baking soda, and I think I tasted egg and cinnamon. Whoever sells this stuff, is gonna be RICH.

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  5. Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?!

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  6. I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know...I smoke rocks!

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