6 Dave Chappelle Quotes on Politics

Dave Chappelle quotes on politics

62. Black Bush: Oil? Oil? Who said anything about oil, Bitch you cooking? (tosses the water) RUN!!

110. 'White people do not like to talk about their policial affiliations. Its a secret. You ask a white guy who's he votin for, like 'Hey Bob, who you gonna vote for?' 'Dave! Dave, woah, woah woah. Take it easy. So I was fuckin my wife in her ass, right? And let me tell you, it was something else.' 'Yeah yeah, but who are you gonna vote for?' 'DAVE! Dave, come on with the voting! I'm trying to tell you about fucking my wife in the ass, and you're asking me all these personal questions.' '

111. 'Like see I'd never vote for George Bush junior, but I don't know anything about his politics. All I know about that George Bush junior is that that guy sniffed cocaine, thats right. Now listen, we can't have that shit in the White House. That may be fine for a mayor, but god dammit not the White House! The stakes are too high. He'd be sellin nuclear secrets for 20 or 30 dollars and shit.'

112. (Talking about the Clinton/ Lewinsky scandal)'Busy men fuck who's close to them. Its like Clinton just stuck his head out the door, 'You! You, get in here. Get my penis sucked before my 3:30.' '

115. 'I could be the first black president. I mean I don't think anyone would hurt me; some people might want to hurt me, but I don't think they'd touch me. Because my vice president would be Mexican for a little 'insurance.' I mean you can shoot me, but you're just gonna open up the border.'

116. 'All I gotta say about Ellion is thank god he's Cuban. Cause if he had been Hatian, you'd have never heard about his ass. If Ellion Gonzales was Ellion Mumoombo from Hati, they'd have pushed that little rubber tube back into the water. 'Sorry fella. All full.' '