Quote #111

'Like see I'd never vote for George Bush junior, but I don't know anything about his politics. All I know about that George Bush junior is that that guy sniffed cocaine, thats right. Now listen, we can't have that shit in the White House. That may be fine for a mayor, but god dammit not the White House! The stakes are too high. He'd be sellin nuclear secrets for 20 or 30 dollars and shit.'

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