Dave Chappelle Quotes on Performance
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Let me show you how I go to the bathroom. (Proceeds to take a dump in the classroom rubbish bin).
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I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best lookin' motherfuckers you ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.
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Dude : [without moving his teeth] Hey man, I'm not in your team
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Samuel L. Jackson :(to a white man drinking Samuel Jackson Beer) How does it taste, muthafucka!?
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Diddy: (in the style of The Warriors)Breaaast milk, you made my dayyyyyyyay!