Quote #50

What's this? Mr. Franklin's lonely. What's this 'sorry daddy?' Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch? I'm gonna have to get out of this car and choke a bitch!

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  1. Brace yo'self foo!
  2. This is not an option, nigga. If you do not smoke this, we have a problem.
  3. Katie had some big ass TITTIES. (signature laugh)
  4. I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!
  5. So I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mutha fucka.
  6. Chad I slept with Katie too.
  7. Gimme yo damn sandwich.
  8. 'Go get me some juice, bitch, I'm Thirsty' (Talking to 'Chad' from 'Mad Real World'

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