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  1. Katie had some big ass TITTIES. (signature laugh)
  2. What's this? Mr. Franklin's lonely. What's this 'sorry daddy?' Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch? I'm gonna have to get out of …
  3. This is not an option, nigga. If you do not smoke this, we have a problem.
  4. Chad I slept with Katie too.
  5. I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!
  6. 'Go get me some juice, bitch, I'm Thirsty' (Talking to 'Chad' from 'Mad Real World'
  7. So I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mutha fucka.
  8. 'It was torture. Straight torture, son. First he put my nuts on a dresser. It was crazy, just my nuts. Then he banged 'em shits with a spik…

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