I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a chal…

God...created a number of possibilities in case some of his prototypes failed - that is the meaning of evolution.

There is a point of no return, unremarked at the time, in most lives.

'So, do you live around here often?'

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

You look like you're ready for bed!