W. C. Fields Quotes on Travel
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Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
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Hangman: 'Have you any last wish?' WC: 'Yes, I'd like to see Paris before I die . . . Philadelphia will do.' (from My Little Chickadee)
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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
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Last week I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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The coldest day I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco (also attributed to Mark Twain)