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What does it mean?
The speaker treats a city like a shop that can be closed.
In plain terms
I visited a place that was not open for business.
What can you take from it?
Treat locations as if they have operating hours.

Where it applies

  • planning trips
  • making jokes

Putting it to work

  • use in comedy writing

Questions to consider

  • How do you react when plans fail?

Another view

It ignores the reality that cities are not stores.

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