Quote #21

How the fuck you feed a tree?...What...you put a ham sandwich on the tree?

More from Ozzy Osbourne

  1. Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the fuck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!
  2. [after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom] Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to…
  3. No we won't -- no we won't break the law Sharon.
  4. [hugging Sharon] Merry xmas....now fuck off.
  5. Its like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here.
  6. I like warming my butt by the fire.
  7. [To Kelly, after he's become suspicious] You haven't been playing doctors and nurses have you?
  8. [while lighting a fire on the beach] Fuck! Go to Alaska! No, no, no, no. You fucking asshole ocean! No!

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