How the fuck you feed a tree?...What...you put a ham sandwich on the tree?
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Osbourne uses absurdity to illustrate the impossibility of caring for a tree like a person.
- In plain terms
- You cannot feed a tree food meant for humans.
- What can you take from it?
- Apply common sense to understand natural needs.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What seems obvious to you but confuses others?
- How do you explain nature to kids?
Another view
It oversimplifies the actual needs of living plants.
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