Ozzy Osbourne Quotes on Confusion
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I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?
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Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the fuck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!
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How the fuck you feed a tree?...What...you put a ham sandwich on the tree?
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I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works. Power on - it comes on. Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. Works every time.... what the fuck's this? What am I doing? JACK!!
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Where do I live?