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  1. I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?

  2. Its like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here.

  3. [after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom] Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to throw you in the pool! Get the fuck out of my house! Why do they do it Sharon? Whats the deal man? It's a fucking terrorist man! It's fucking part of Bin Laden's gang! Fucking Ali Baba used to go work on this rug.

  4. Where do I live?

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