[after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom] Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to throw you in the pool! Get the fuck out of my house! Why do they do it Sharon? Whats the deal man? It's a fucking terrorist man! It's fucking part of Bin Laden's gang! Fucking Ali Baba used to go work on this rug.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker uses extreme exaggeration to describe a dog's behavior.
- In plain terms
- He is joking that the dog is a terrorist.
- What can you take from it?
- Use humor to deal with minor annoyances.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do you vent frustration?
Another view
The humor relies on offensive stereotypes.
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