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Well, I was missing my earplugs. And the way that I found out why they're missing is because the little Elmo -- his five pounds -- came in to the bedroom and deposited something on -- he came in from outside, he put something on the rug and was going to eat it. And I walked over and it was an earplug that had already been in and back out -- and apparently so delicious ... he wanted it again!

Megan Mullally#11

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About this quote

What does it mean?
She recounts finding a missing earplug on her rug after her dog brought it inside.
In plain terms
She realized her earplugs were missing when her dog ate one.
What can you take from it?
Pets often create unexpected household mysteries.

Where it applies

  • living with pets
  • dealing with lost items
  • funny pet moments

Putting it to work

  • managing pet messes
  • tracking lost items
  • sharing pet stories

Questions to consider

  • What strange thing has your pet found?

Another view

It is a very specific anecdotal event.

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