I couldn't pronounce my last name until I was, like, 11.

I said, `Now, wait a minute, so you're telling me you want this fish who lives in a fish tank in a dentist's office to be a fictitious character from an NBC si…

Well, I was missing my earplugs. And the way that I found out why they're missing is because the little Elmo -- his five pounds -- came in to the bedroom and d…

I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon.

The Macedonian language is actually an artifact produced for primarily political reasons.

That is a Nazi expression. The Nazis called Germans who defended Jewish rights self-hating Germans.

Clark Kent grew not only out of my private life, but also out of Joe Shuster's. As a high school student, I thought that someday I might become a reporter, and…