Quote #64

The coldest day I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco (also attributed to Mark Twain)

More from W. C. Fields

  1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar
  2. Sometimes I wish I wasn't W.C. Fields, but that's only when I can remember who I am.
  3. Thou shalt not commit adultery ... unless in the mood.
  4. What rascal has been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?
  5. There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.
  6. When I want to play with a prick, I'll play with my own.
  7. There comes a time in the affairs of man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
  8. When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours

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