Quote #62

Thou shalt not commit adultery ... unless in the mood.

More from W. C. Fields

  1. There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.
  2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar
  3. There comes a time in the affairs of man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
  4. The coldest day I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco (also attributed to Mark Twain)
  5. The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
  6. Sometimes I wish I wasn't W.C. Fields, but that's only when I can remember who I am.
  7. The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
  8. What rascal has been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?

All W. C. Fields quotes