W. C. Fields Quotes on Health
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Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. (from Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, in response to a man who complained of imsomnia)
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Never drink water, fishes make love in that stuff!