7 W. C. Fields Quotes on Health

W. C. Fields quotes on health

8. Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

31. I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

32. I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.

33. I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

47. My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies

57. The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. (from Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, in response to a man who complained of imsomnia)

78. Never drink water, fishes make love in that stuff!