Quote #31

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

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  2. I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.
  3. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
  4. I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
  5. I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake- which I also keep handy.
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