Quote #32

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.

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  1. I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
  2. I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
  3. I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  4. I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be cons…
  5. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
  6. I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
  7. I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake- which I also keep handy.
  8. I was married once- in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certi…

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