Quote #29

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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More from W. C. Fields

  1. I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake- which I also keep handy.
  2. I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  3. I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.
  4. I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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  6. I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.
  7. I never wanted to be an actor, I wanted to be a drunk. Now I'm neither, but nobody can tell the difference.
  8. I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

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