I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake- which I also keep handy.

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.

I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.

But we [Americans] are as other men, exactly. Of one blood, one species, one brain, one figure, one fundamental set of collective instincts, one solitary body …

I strongly believe that antisemitism and Jewish chauvinism can only be fought simultaneously.

Anti-Semitism, as an extreme form of racial chauvinism, is the most dangerous vestige of cannibalism.