I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon- and went right on stumbling for several days ther…

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake- which I also keep handy.

I never wanted to be an actor, I wanted to be a drunk. Now I'm neither, but nobody can tell the difference.

Such a proud moment of professionalism. You work for years crafting cogent satirical essays and the thing that everybody remembers is me making love to a Chiqu…

The act of writing requires a constant plunging back into the shadow of the past where time hovers ghostlike.

I remember one day I was coming home from kindergarten I--well, I thought it was kindergarten, it turned out later I'd been working in a factory for two years.…