To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.

You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.

Why don't you fold it five ways and put it where the moon don't shine! (in response to Norman Mailer's 'Why don't you just read the next question on your card …

The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted h…

'Listen baby, when I say later, I mean it! Later!'