18 Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes on Communication

Ashleigh Brilliant quotes on communication

1. Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

23. I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.

38. A good friend is worth pursuing. . . but why would a good friend be running away?

42. What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?

75. Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down

79. If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.

109. My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

113. Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

120. If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.

121. When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.

132. Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

137. My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.

179. How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?

197. I understood most of your message, but would you mind repeating the last scream?

213. There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.

217. Caution: Read no further if you are easily offended. [Thanks for confirming what I suspected about you.]

227. To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

266. I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.