Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes on Communication
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Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
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I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.
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A good friend is worth pursuing. . . but why would a good friend be running away?
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What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
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Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down
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If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
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My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
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Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
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If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.
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When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.
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Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
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My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
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How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
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I understood most of your message, but would you mind repeating the last scream?
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There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
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Caution: Read no further if you are easily offended. [Thanks for confirming what I suspected about you.]
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To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.
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I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.