29 Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes on Humor

Ashleigh Brilliant quotes on humor

3. Dragons love you. You're crunchy and good with ketchup.

7. Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

10. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

33. Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.

37. If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

46. We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

59. I'm going to spend the rest of my life in the future, and possibly even longer.

67. Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

80. Wonderful! You have some of my favourite problems!

87. I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

112. It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.

127. Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

129. Until I met you, I thought the world had some rational basis.

132. Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

134. Do you believe in apathy at first sight?

149. Where would I be without my sense of direction.

187. The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

188. They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

190. What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

191. There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

205. Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

219. All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

220. I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.

230. If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

232. When in-laws are outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.

254. One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

258. I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.

271. I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

274. Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.