Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes on Humor
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Dragons love you. You're crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.
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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
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We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
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I'm going to spend the rest of my life in the future, and possibly even longer.
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Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
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Wonderful! You have some of my favourite problems!
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I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
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It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.
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Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
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Until I met you, I thought the world had some rational basis.
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Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
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Do you believe in apathy at first sight?
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Where would I be without my sense of direction.
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The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
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They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
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What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
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There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
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Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
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All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
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I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.
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If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
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When in-laws are outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.
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One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
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I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.
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I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.
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Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.