More from Ashleigh Brilliant

  1. The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.
  2. Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
  3. Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
  4. The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
  5. Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you.
  6. My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
  7. Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
  8. One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

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