Until I met you, I thought the world had some rational basis.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed he shit thin gruel. This was in accordance with the Third Law of Motion according to Sir Isaac Newt…

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit d…