Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

I can only do one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

Everything takes longer than you expect - even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, a…

I must start wearing a watch. I never have you know.

I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late eve…