Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.

Camus said there is only really one serious philosophical question, which is whether or not to commit suicide. I think there are four or five serious philosoph…

Nonbeing must in some sense be, otherwise what is it that there is not? This tangled doctrine might be nicknamed Plato's beard; historically it has proved toug…

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going 'Ahh…