Quote #206

Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

More from Ashleigh Brilliant

  1. Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
  2. My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
  3. Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
  4. My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.
  5. Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.
  6. My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.
  7. Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.
  8. My main object in life is to see what will happen next.

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