I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.

By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision.

I was walking down the street the other day when this guy asked if I wanted a frozen banana...I said 'no' but then thought I might want a regular banana later,…

Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!