Quote #69
Women are like elephants, to me: I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
More from W. C. Fields
- When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours
- Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails.
- When I want to play with a prick, I'll play with my own.
- You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.
- What rascal has been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?
- Here you have some razor blades. And now, play with them!
- Sometimes I wish I wasn't W.C. Fields, but that's only when I can remember who I am.
- If you can't razzle them with dazzle, baffle them with bullshit.