Quote #70

Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails.

More from W. C. Fields

  1. Women are like elephants, to me: I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  2. You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.
  3. When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours
  4. Here you have some razor blades. And now, play with them!
  5. When I want to play with a prick, I'll play with my own.
  6. If you can't razzle them with dazzle, baffle them with bullshit.
  7. What rascal has been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?
  8. I note the derogatory rumors concerning my use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.

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