Quote #58

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

More from W. C. Fields

  1. The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. (from Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, in response to a man who complained of imsomn…
  2. The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
  3. Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
  4. There comes a time in the affairs of man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
  5. Sleep- the most beautiful experience in life- except drink.
  6. There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.
  7. Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
  8. Thou shalt not commit adultery ... unless in the mood.

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