Quote #72
Here you have some razor blades. And now, play with them!
More from W. C. Fields
- You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.
- If you can't razzle them with dazzle, baffle them with bullshit.
- Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails.
- I note the derogatory rumors concerning my use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.
- Women are like elephants, to me: I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
- A lot of people have bad luck. They should just be like Fields and not give a fuck.
- When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours
- On his death bed, he supposedly asked his banker, 'Do I have enough money to buy all the children of Philadelphia a bike each?' The banker …