Quote #73

If you can't razzle them with dazzle, baffle them with bullshit.

More from W. C. Fields

  1. Here you have some razor blades. And now, play with them!
  2. I note the derogatory rumors concerning my use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.
  3. You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.
  4. A lot of people have bad luck. They should just be like Fields and not give a fuck.
  5. Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails.
  6. On his death bed, he supposedly asked his banker, 'Do I have enough money to buy all the children of Philadelphia a bike each?' The banker …
  7. Women are like elephants, to me: I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  8. I'm looking for loopholes. [Said when caught reading the Bible.]

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