Quote #74

I note the derogatory rumors concerning my use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.

More from W. C. Fields

  1. If you can't razzle them with dazzle, baffle them with bullshit.
  2. A lot of people have bad luck. They should just be like Fields and not give a fuck.
  3. Here you have some razor blades. And now, play with them!
  4. On his death bed, he supposedly asked his banker, 'Do I have enough money to buy all the children of Philadelphia a bike each?' The banker …
  5. You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.
  6. I'm looking for loopholes. [Said when caught reading the Bible.]
  7. Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails.
  8. Never drink water, fishes make love in that stuff!

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