Quote #75
A lot of people have bad luck. They should just be like Fields and not give a fuck.
More from W. C. Fields
- I note the derogatory rumors concerning my use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.
- On his death bed, he supposedly asked his banker, 'Do I have enough money to buy all the children of Philadelphia a bike each?' The banker …
- If you can't razzle them with dazzle, baffle them with bullshit.
- I'm looking for loopholes. [Said when caught reading the Bible.]
- Here you have some razor blades. And now, play with them!
- Never drink water, fishes make love in that stuff!
- You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.
- When a man,,,,,lies cheat and steals,,,,, but hates children,,,,, there must be something good in him!