My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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It oversimplifies relationship dynamics.
My uncle's dying wish: he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on …
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.