My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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Insults aren't help.
My family was a bunch of drunks, when I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
My uncle's dying wish: he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Life is just a bowl of pits.
What! Would you slap the Porcupine? Unhappy child - desist! Alas! That any friend of mine Should turn Tupto-philist.
What goes 0-300 in less than 2 seconds? Your mother on a scale.
My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.